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Mike Tyson is hawking his book

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 12, 2013 — 1 min read

Mike Tyson is hawking his book. And somewhere there is a drunk Alien telecoming back to his galaxy to say, “Yeah, dude, they’re ALL fucking waterheads ’round here.” Or maybe not…Maybe this creature-let’s call him Gabe…Maybe Gabe is pouring himself an eye-opener and dialing in some porn and in between his huminuh huminuh is thinking,... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.