I missed the deadline for registering to run for office By Seamus O'Sparks on August 29, 2014 — 1 min read I missed the deadline for registering to run for office. I would run on the Superstenial Party Ticket and if I were to run here are a FEW of my platform planks: Build giant statue of Johnny Depp in town square Change name of town to Wal-Mart City Make it legal to smoke anything in... More