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New Restaurant Idea for San Marcos

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 30, 2017 — 1 min read

Dear San Marcos Planning & Zoning, My name is Seamus. I am an entreprenuer in the restaurant business and would like to open an eatery in your community. As you well know, there are currently many famous restaurants oriented around the theme of the female body. Specifically, the breast region has been a popular trope... More

Today in 1830, Belgium was created

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 4, 2011 — 1 min read

Today in 1830, Belgium was created. Belgium is an enchanting land of chocolate and pommes des frites-that’s “french fries” to you & me. I dated a Belgian once. She was mechant-that’s “mean” to you & me, especially me. She broke my heart in two with one half speaking french and the other speaking flemish. I... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.