Stay Away from People By Seamus O'Sparks on August 14, 2017 — 2 mins read Stay away from people Because they are ready for you Ready to fink you out They do it out of love The nuclear missile The four horsemen Shit-now we probably have five (horseman that is). The pigs eating the streets chink-spic-nigger-faggot-bollio (AND LOOK THAT (bollio) ONE UP BECAUSE I GOT CALLED THAT MORE TIMES GROWING... More
SPARKS FOR CITY COUNCIL??? By Seamus O'Sparks on February 10, 2017 — 3 mins read LONG POST-MONDO BITCHIN’-SPARKS FOR CITY COUNCIL??? I think I may have to run so that I can lick San Marcos into shape. I’m tired of all the bitching so my goal is to make San Marcos: THE BITCHINEST CITY IN THE WORLD!!! I’ll run on the Farce Party ticket. As a local celebrity I can... More
My Ideal Partner Would Look Like Patricia Krenwinkel By Seamus O'Sparks on January 3, 2017 — 1 min read So, according to Facebook, my ideal partner would look like Patricia Krenwinkel. Right on-I imagine those Manson chicks were demons in the sack. But really, I’m not so shallow about things. As long as my partner were kind, loving, supportive, into threesomes, nurturing, intelligent, kinky, kind, loving, into foursomes, honest, nurturing, kind, willing to invite... More
Freddie Mercury’s BIRTHDAY! By Seamus O'Sparks on September 4, 2015 — 1 min read TONIGHT at Stonewall Warehouse, Chasca and Kiddoo and the Dude CELEBRATE Freddie Mercury’s BIRTHDAY! It promises to be the most SALACIOUS party in town. Here are some tidbits you may not know about the ole’ Killer Queen: He has sailed the seas, from Mars to Mercury He’ll do the march of the black queen He’ll... More
And today we must wish Farokh Bulsara a very Happy Birthday!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on September 5, 2013 — 1 min read And today we must wish Farokh Bulsara a very Happy Birthday!!! 67 years old!!! Of course you all know him as: FREDDIE MERCURY!!!Why do we adore him so, well, for many reasons: He will, he will-rock us, he ‘s going to make a super sonic man(or woman) out of us, he does the march of... More