I just got back from the doctor By Seamus O'Sparks on April 21, 2017 — 1 min read The news was bad. I have worms. Not the beneficial kind either. These worms make me itch. How am I supposed to find true love with worms in my gut? This is worse than herpes. And all the poly-friendly crowd does is gossip about me and uninvite me to brunch. Bunch of Pollyannas in that... More