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So I went to the arcade last night and guess what?

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 10, 2013 — 1 min read

So I went to the arcade last night and guess what? A Pac-Man followed me home. He ate all my fruit and chewed up pretty much everything I own. Then he tried to chew up me. The dink. I ended up chasing him around with a fly swatter and a can of bug spray for... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.