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SPARKS FOR CITY COUNCIL???

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 10, 2017 — 3 mins read

LONG POST-MONDO BITCHIN’-SPARKS FOR CITY COUNCIL??? I think I may have to run so that I can lick San Marcos into shape. I’m tired of all the bitching so my goal is to make San Marcos: THE BITCHINEST CITY IN THE WORLD!!! I’ll run on the Farce Party ticket. As a local celebrity I can... More

Hey, the band-chasca- is going to play in Laredo and Brownsville this weekend

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 11, 2016 — 1 min read

Hey, the band-chasca- is going to play in Laredo and Brownsville this weekend. Since we’re going to be hugging the Mexican border I’m gonna’ need some extra scratch, you know, just in case I gotta’ jam. Does anybody want to buy some nude pix of Christine McVie? Taken during the Tusk era (not by me)... More

WARNING-TRUE STORY-SCARY STUFF-DON’T READ IF YOU ARE A NERVOUS PERSON-REALLY HAPPENED-SHOCKING TRUTH-SEX

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 21, 2014 — 3 mins read

Oh my heck did I have a rough night…So rough that my grammar and syntax and word choice might be kinda’ iffy here. I felt a little blue yesterday so I went to the saloon. There I was, sitting at the bar drinking my milk, when who should walk in but the Dark Prince himself.... More