Man, rough visit at the doctor’s By Seamus O'Sparks on April 4, 2014 — 1 min read Man, rough visit at the doctor’s. I got my tests back. I’ve been diagnosed with “Restless Penis Syndrome.” My physician broke the news to me in a laconic manner. Then we made love… More
OH NO!!! I have worms. By Seamus O'Sparks on October 2, 2012 — 1 min read OH NO!!! I have worms. The doctor confirmed this. They’re all in my system and nerves and brain. I must have gotten them when I took the “Around the World in Eighty Eggs Challenge” at Admiral Fong’s Long Buffet. The Doc says I have to swallow two thrushes a day for a month. Thank the... More