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Don’t scare the nice people

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 2, 2017 — 1 min read

Hola, FB-long time no speak. Thanks for reading my poetic drivel (those of you that have). More than a couple of folks have expressed concern, directly to me, over the heavy vibe of my last couple of efforts. What can I say-it’s what came out of me. Alora…here’s a poem that should straighten everything out... More

My nine year old nephew asked me to make a comic with him in it

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 23, 2016 — 1 min read

My nine year old nephew asked me to make a comic with him in it. His only two specifications were that it include vomit and diarrhea. You have been warned… More

Ahhhh…my life

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 16, 2011 — 1 min read

Ahhhh…my life. This morning I was running and this old guy yelled at me, “You remind me of Forrest Gump.” So I yelled back, “Thanks, you remind me of Albert Speer.” It’s a good thing I was raised by Texans because otherwise, in the wild, we would be natural enemies. Where’s the Mayan apocalypse when... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.