Just saw the fuzz take down a perp at the McDonald’s By Seamus O'Sparks on February 14, 2017 — 1 min read Just saw the fuzz take down a perp at the McDonald’s on 123. I asked one of the cops if they had finally caught The Hamburglar? They didn’t acknowledge me. I lit a cigarette and asked if the suspect had tried to robble robble the joint. One of the cops whacked a billy club in... More
TONIGHT- Chasca at 502 Bar in San Antonio! By Seamus O'Sparks on April 15, 2016 — 1 min read TONIGHT- Chasca at 502 Bar in San Antonio! We play at 11 pm. The Velvet Hues start the night at 10 pm. Remanon blows minds at midnight. Also, I (Seamus O Sparks) will be reading palms in the bathroom…for free. Yes sir, San Antonio, FREE HAND JOBS IN THE MEN’S ROOM AT 502 BAR TONIGHT!!!... More
You know what? Some days, I’m a fat fu*kin’ genius By Seamus O'Sparks on November 24, 2015 — 1 min read You know what? Some days, I’m a fat fu*kin’ genius…who am I kidding-MOST DAYS! And today is NO different. I think I solved that little Syrian refugee issue/thing. Here’s my plan: we agree to take ALL of the Syrian refugees provided Syria agrees to take ALL of the Duggars. Boom! What’s so hard about this... More
We had a blast a The Blackheart last night! By Seamus O'Sparks on April 13, 2014 — 1 min read We had a blast a The Blackheart last night! Thanks everyone who came out! Emily Bell and The Ghost Wolves were AWESOME! Great music all the way around! AND-after the show my little charge d’amour and I were riveted to discover what looked like a dead body in the parking garage a few feet from... More
THIS JUST IN By Seamus O'Sparks on October 9, 2012 — 1 min read THIS JUST IN: Has anyone else noticed that October is a time of miracles? I have!!! For instance, in October everyone is alot nicer. And I can go up to all the goth/vampire kids in hiptown and shake my fist and say, “Vhat ever happened to my Transylvania Twist?” I can do this with impugnity... More