A Poem, by damn, When he Should be Filling out Applications for a New Life By Seamus O'Sparks on August 2, 2017 — 1 min read I wish I had a huge cock Something to split the crotch of the world While death jerked me off I’d name my penis, “Burps.” “Easy Burps” I’d say Then I’d do all the porno The women would make a bug-eyed squirm And the men would wiggle in doubt I’d love the life Lips to... More