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I Made My Fantasy a Reality and Brought My Fake Self-Help Book to Life – Hastily Written Hokum to Cleanse the Soul

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 28, 2017 — 11 mins read

HOW TO SCORE WITH BABES WHEN YOU’RE REPULSIVE Most people are repulsive. Though natural selection tries to propel us towards mates that have at least some qualities that are beneficial to the species, like physical attraction, repulsiveness seems to win out at the genetic level. Repulsiveness, as a construct, can mean different things. Because life... More

Glad to see another trend sweeping FB

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 28, 2017 — 1 min read

We need trends. Here’s a list of 10 non-fiction books I have written but couldn’t get published. One of them is a lie, the rest are just tedious. How to Score With Babes When They Find You Repulsive When God Closes a Door He Opens a Window- A Christian Guide to Burglary Binge Your Way... More

The New American Way: Gonorrhea in the Historic District: Take Another Pizza My Heart

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 8, 2017 — 6 mins read

VERY VERY LONG POST: The New American Way: Gonorrhea in the Historic District: Take Another Pizza My Heart Today I’m going to be a good Facebooker…make that a good AMERICAN, and kvetch about something, after the fact, that I can’t effect change on, and I don’t have all the details/data about. I’m going to bitch... More