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I must say, the positive response generated by MY beard and MY glasses have exceeded MY wildest expectations

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 20, 2016 — 1 min read

I must say, the positive response generated by MY beard and MY glasses have exceeded MY wildest expectations. They have won me the adoration of women and the envy of men. I can’t tell you how many offers I get from movie producers (several of them pornographic) appealing to me for an appearance in their... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.