YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE… By Seamus O'Sparks on July 16, 2014 — 1 min read YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE…Rick Dyer didn’t count on me finding him on GOOGLE+! A day off +the information age= HI RICK! It’s your pal Seamus from Facebooks! We must have gotten a bad connection or something. Your page won’t let me gush praise for you anymore. I wonder why that is? Do... More
Rick Dyer-the guy who claimed to have shot Bigfoot and put him on display in San Antonio-has banned me from posting on his Facebook page By Seamus O'Sparks on July 16, 2014 — 1 min read Well, the worst has happened. Rick Dyer-the guy who claimed to have shot Bigfoot and put him on display in San Antonio-has banned me from posting on his Facebook page. I’m not sure why? All I did was tell him how great he was and ask him if he thought there were bees in Heaven... More
Here’s a poem I wrote By Seamus O'Sparks on January 3, 2014 — 1 min read CHASCA PLAYS THE BLACKHEART TOMORROW NIGHT!!!! WE PLAY AT 11:00 pm!!! IT WILL BE THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER!!!! please come out… now, here’s a poem I wrote: Oh women of OKCupid How you try my soul Your profile says ” polyamorous bisexual looking for casual sex” But your instant messages back to me say,... More
And Friday is born! By Seamus O'Sparks on July 26, 2013 — 1 min read And Friday is born! BUT-Tomorrow night, at 11:30 pm CHASCA plays the Red Eyed Fly in Austin. We’re helping to celebrate Hey, Gurl’s one year anniversary!!! Hey,Gurl is an awesome band of awesome ladies and we always love it when we can share a stage with them! They play at 10:30 pm. It’s going to... More
I saw a show about Bigfoot the other night By Seamus O'Sparks on July 12, 2012 — 1 min read I saw a show about Bigfoot the other night. Bigfoot is the North American counterpart to The Yowie. This show claimed that Bigfoot was bisexual. Guess what? Bigfoot is bisexual. I was abducted by a bigfoot clan and they were all bisexual with me and each other. The definitely walked on two feet. Two bisexual... More
I just saw a show that suggests Bigfoot may be Homo Heidelbergensis! By Seamus O'Sparks on February 17, 2011 — 1 min read I just saw a show that suggests Bigfoot may be Homo Heidelbergensis! Wow, something other than Gigantopithecus. I have long held that the possibility of Gigantopithecus crossing Beringia is too slight to seriously consider. In fact, I put forth the theory that the most likely contender for a Bigfoot would probably b…e Meganthropus Paleojavanicus more... More