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Tag: Anti-Christ

Something Spindly Ran across My Naked Foot

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 5, 2016 — 1 min read

Something Spindly Ran across My Naked Foot I don’t fear not being able to sleep Nor do I fear thinking the downward thoughts Even the real crazy ones For instance: I don’t fear considering the arrival of the Anti-Christ But this is largely because the Jews (whom I like) Are still in business That tribe... More

My offer to SEED one of you resulted in very few takers

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 26, 2014 — 1 min read

What a bummer. My offer to SEED one of you resulted in very few takers…I guess there was no “In” at the womb…Just like Christmas, only backwards and with a speech impediment…I wonder if that means that my little Hucklebilly is destined to be the Anti-Christ. A lisping Anti-Christ. Or maybe my little Hucklebetty is... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.