PLEASE READ: THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING (non-sensual) THING I HAVE EVER DONE! By Seamus O'Sparks on April 10, 2014 — 1 min read PLEASE READ: THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING (non-sensual) THING I HAVE EVER DONE! People–I just made a breakthrough of epic proportions! Using my skills as a historian, knowledge of literary devices, and continuing studies of Anthropology and Theology I have finally found the key to reconciling the Creation Vs. Evolution schism. After scrutinizing the Book... More
Brace yourselves for an astounding new anthropological theory! By Seamus O'Sparks on June 7, 2013 — 1 min read Brace yourselves for an astounding new anthropological theory! A couple of scientists in Spain have hypothesized that modern man did indeed bring about the extinction of Neanderthal. Their theory is this-we ate ’em. Gobbled them up all gone-gone. I love this theory. It explains a lot. Homo Sapien Sapien means man the double wise. Homo... More