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Jokes | Seamus O'Sparks

Category: Jokes

I’ve been up all night working on a rock opera based on the Kama Sutra

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 7, 2017 — 1 min read

It’s going to be called: FIFTY LAYS TO WEAVE YOUR LOVER More

What’s better than roses on your piano?

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 15, 2017 — 1 min read

What’s better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ. More

I try to drink one glass of red wine a day…

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 4, 2016 — 1 min read

I try to drink one glass of red wine a day… And ten beers a night. More

Did you know that in Louisiana…

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 6, 2015 — 1 min read

Did you know that in Louisiana, everyone considers me the coward of the parish? More

Oh, quick Christmas question

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 25, 2014 — 1 min read

Oh, quick Christmas question: Is the reason why we eat ham for Christmas because Jesus was born in Bethleham? More

I got paid the ultimate compliment after one of the recent Chasca shows

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 23, 2014 — 1 min read

I got paid the ultimate compliment after one of the recent Chasca shows. Somebody told me, ‘Dude, you’re like Vince Neil. But with a sense of humor.’ Wow! It’s the closest anybody has ever come to telling me that I reminded them of Oscar Wilde… More