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On this day in 1588 Sir Francis Drake and his bawdy band of English buccaneers defeated the Spanish Armada | Seamus O'Sparks

On this day in 1588 Sir Francis Drake and his bawdy band of English buccaneers defeated the Spanish Armada

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 29, 2011 — 1 min read

On this day in 1588 Sir Francis Drake and his bawdy band of English buccaneers defeated the Spanish Armada. The haughty naughty Spanish were laughing at a deformed Portuguese boy when Drake & Co. sneak attacked. Drake finished those Spaniards off by throwing his moustache-which operated like the Glaive from Krull. In 1970 Glenn Frey found Drake’s moustache in the desert. It could not defeat Don Henley.

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