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I took one of those in-depth personality tests | Seamus O'Sparks

I took one of those in-depth personality tests

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 28, 2014 — 1 min read

I took one of those in-depth personality tests and it appears that I am a FUCK type personality. I’m a FUCK!

Here’s how FUCKs are described: Everything you do has an ulterior motive.

Chasca Halloween Night at Triple Crown w/ Buzz ‘n Bangs and 4orms Though you disdain people you are a people pleaser which means when you are not being insincere you are acting like a prick. Your need to be the center of attention and inflated sense of self, combined with a belief that everything wrong with your life is someone else’s fault, makes you a permanently unpopular fixture at your local bar. Your ruthless ambition is matched only by your lazy nature. This means you tend to rely on luck as you lack focus, motivation, and perseverance. Since you cannot separate your ego from your penis, your love life occurs almost exclusively online.

Careers to consider: Attorney, Drug Mule, Bee Keeper, Writer, Cultist, Food Critic, Motivational Speaker.

Famous FUCKs: Edgar Cayce, Elizabeth Bathory, Henry Miller, Saul of Tarsus, Phyllis Schlafly, Pablo Escobar, Antonio Salieri, and Marilu Henner.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.