My “friend” Judi Dalton sent me-and many of you-an exciting new offer for bargain Ray Ban sunglasses. I was glad to send a thank you for such a thoughtful offer:
Thanks for the heads up, Judi Dalton! I love a good bargain and am always looking for ways to get a discount. I can’t wait to score some new shades now! I’m going to look just like Brando, tooling along with my isoucient new style. I’ll be a real slayer, Judi Dalton. I wish I could return the favor to you, you know, for turning me on to such a deal. Have you ever tried human flesh? I could hook you up. I’ve got a connection that dabbles in various exotic imports and who owes me a favor. Just say the word and I could get you a few pounds of savory, “long pig.” We should hang out somtime. We’ll feast on spaghetti and “long pig” and listen to Christmas music and wear our sunglasses. We can bang drums and raise a ruckus like the Mexica God-Kings of old. You’re a credit to the information age, Judi Dalton, and I want to show you my gratitude. I want to wrap it in banana leaves and present it to you formally. After all you’ve done for everybody, it’s as much as you deserve. Chasca CD RELEASE, Flying Balalaika Brothers CD RELEASE, w/Foot Patrol at Mohawk (Austin, TX)