By Seamus O'Sparks on September 23, 2017 — 1 min read

In fact, I love my children so much I decided to spare them the hassles, horrors, and humbug of life by not conceiving them. I’m freakin parent of the millennium over here 😁

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.