Jeepers, it’s a troubled and tremulous world out there

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 21, 2017 — 1 min read

Jeepers, it’s a troubled and tremulous world out there. I don’t care what the signs say anywhere, in the interest of my own peace of mind I am going to conceal carry my penis from now on. I don’t want to be having breakfast when some satyr/nymph type shows up looking to make mischief. NOT ON MY WATCH. I’ll be loaded for bear. Me and my little snub nosed surprise. It’s a principle thing with me. And the Constitution grants me the right. The right to bear penis. So look out you pervs. I’m coming. And if any of you soft bleeding hearts have a problem with me and my penis-you can suck it… I LOVE FREEDOM <3

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.