Jeepers, it’s a troubled and tremulous world out there. I don’t care what the signs say anywhere, in the interest of my own peace of mind I am going to conceal carry my penis from now on. I don’t want to be having breakfast when some satyr/nymph type shows up looking to make mischief. NOT ON MY WATCH. I’ll be loaded for bear. Me and my little snub nosed surprise. It’s a principle thing with me. And the Constitution grants me the right. The right to bear penis. So look out you pervs. I’m coming. And if any of you soft bleeding hearts have a problem with me and my penis-you can suck it… I LOVE FREEDOM <3
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