Man, the world is a sticky place anymore

Man, the world is a sticky place anymore. The tensions are so thick in this climate you can get a bad taste in your mouth just by licking the air. Trump’s America is looking real jive ass here at the front end of things. So, I’m going to do my part to work towards harmony and inclusiveness the best way I know how. I pledge that for the duration of this administration I, Seamus, will ONLY be watching interracial/multicultural PORN (gay-straight-dwarf-whatever, as long as it’s interracial/multicultural porn) AS often as I can-which will be really often. While you’re all working or spending time with loved ones or writing letters or bettering yourselves or looking for parking, I will be watching INTERRACIAL/MULTICULTURAL PORN. In fact, porn is one of the few places where white privilege takes a back seat to, you know, God’s will… If he’s a honkey he’d better be hung like a donkey is all I’m saying. And porn speaks to the horndog in all of us. It makes us aware that biology trumps social constructs. My boner knows no racial boundaries! IT STANDS ON ITS OWN… VALUES-and it’s values are blind to race and ethnicity. I know the porn industry is kinda’ disgusting overall, but that’s not what this post is about! Umph! It’s about us-humanity-and harmony and lots of porno; which I will be watching until Trump is gone or they take me away or it falls off. WE WILL LIVE IN PEACE IF WE CAN ALL COME TOGETHER. I can tell you already that those amateurs in India(meow!) will show you some things, man…
ps-I know this post is in bad taste but, well, BURRRPPPPP!!!!!