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I need all of your help/advice please!?!? | Seamus O'Sparks

I need all of your help/advice please!?!?

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 15, 2017 — 1 min read

I need all of your help/advice please!?!? My girlfriend caught me having an emotional affair. What should I do to make things all better? I was having the affair with myself. She caught me really connecting and bonding with myself over several common interests me and I share. Naturally she got upset and threw bath water at me. I told her we (I and me) were just friends, nothing more, just good friends. She didn’t believe me and she shook her finger in my face. If I eat a bug will that make her feel better? Because I told her, “Baby, you’re the only one for me and to prove it I will eat a bug.” What if she calls me on this and I have to eat a bug? Will it work? What kind of bug is appropriate for winning back the heart of the lady you love? Thanks y’all, I really appreciate any help here. :

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.