My Ideal Partner Would Look Like Patricia Krenwinkel

So, according to Facebook, my ideal partner would look like Patricia Krenwinkel. Right on-I imagine those Manson chicks were demons in the sack. But really, I’m not so shallow about things. As long as my partner were kind, loving, supportive, into threesomes, nurturing, intelligent, kinky, kind, loving, into foursomes, honest, nurturing, kind, willing to invite others to make homemade porn, supportive, sweet, liked Freddie Mercury, kind, and intelligent they could look like Don Knots for all I care. Maybe I’ll send Patricia Krenwinkel a letter…she’s probably due for parole or at least a conjugal. Heh heh: Caged heat…