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My Ideal Partner Would Look Like Patricia Krenwinkel | Seamus O'Sparks

My Ideal Partner Would Look Like Patricia Krenwinkel

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 3, 2017 — 1 min read

So, according to Facebook, my ideal partner would look like Patricia Krenwinkel. Right on-I imagine those Manson chicks were demons in the sack. But really, I’m not so shallow about things. As long as my partner were kind, loving, supportive, into threesomes, nurturing, intelligent, kinky, kind, loving, into foursomes, honest, nurturing, kind, willing to invite others to make homemade porn, supportive, sweet, liked Freddie Mercury, kind, and intelligent they could look like Don Knots for all I care. Maybe I’ll send Patricia Krenwinkel a letter…she’s probably due for parole or at least a conjugal. Heh heh: Caged heat…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.