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I saw Rogue One | Seamus O'Sparks

I saw Rogue One

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 29, 2016 — 1 min read

I saw Rogue One. Two things that I walked out thinking. First-we have entered a bold new era in the arts. The literal reanimation of Peter Cushing opens up all kinds of exciting new doors for the culture of entertainment. Going forward we can make films with ALL of our favorite stars from yesteryear. Imagine the possibilities! Nothing but Marlon Brando surrounded by a bunch of ruddy cheeked tweens until the Sun goes nova! I can’t wait for “Last Tango in Paris II: Margarine and out.” We’re on the threshold of a new GOLDEN ERA in film here, folks…Second-My favorite thing about Rogue One? Now we have an answer to the age old question: DOES DARTH VADER TAKE A BATH?

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.