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America has farted | Seamus O'Sparks

America has farted

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 11, 2016 — 1 min read

America has farted

My nation cut a fart
And it smells like liberty
It was loud and it was rank
And was squarely aimed at me

My nation cut a fart
And then blamed it on the dog
We couldn’t see clear to blame ourselves
Through the fetid fog

Between the gloating and the gloom
The fart has nearly cleared the room
Between the fear between the hate
Perhaps it was something we ate

America, go mend your mores
And take some time to check your drawers

Posted in: Poetry

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.