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I hope you all like classic movies because I finally put my stinky finger on something | Seamus O'Sparks

I hope you all like classic movies because I finally put my stinky finger on something

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 9, 2016 — 1 min read

I hope you all like classic movies because I finally put my stinky finger on something. In the midst of this most recent vulva jockeying episode of, “As The Trump Turns” it occurs to me who the GOP candidate resembles. The hairpin personality turns, the jigsaw oratory,the grandiose schematics-there’s only one character who straws that berry: poor troubled Captain Queeg. Hey-I’m not saying ANY of this is bad. I just calls ’em as I sees ’em. So, you know, like, if the tension ball fits right?

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.