I hope you all like classic movies because I finally put my stinky finger on something. In the midst of this most recent vulva jockeying episode of, “As The Trump Turns” it occurs to me who the GOP candidate resembles. The hairpin personality turns, the jigsaw oratory,the grandiose schematics-there’s only one character who straws that berry: poor troubled Captain Queeg. Hey-I’m not saying ANY of this is bad. I just calls ’em as I sees ’em. So, you know, like, if the tension ball fits right?