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Look, I know this post is going to push some nerves but I just gotta’ express my views here | Seamus O'Sparks

Look, I know this post is going to push some nerves but I just gotta’ express my views here

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 9, 2016 — 1 min read

Look, I know this post is going to push some nerves but I just gotta’ express my views here. I will be supremely impressed if, at the debate tonight, Donald Trump wears a T-Shirt that says: NO FAT CHICKS. That would really be some next level hijinx. I may even vote for the guy if he pulls a stunt like that. I mean, imagine the possibilities of him going into some high stakes geopolitical negotiations wearing a shirt that says: CHINA SUCKS? Now then, please don’t think that I have any kind of beef against fat chicks. No way. You can come look at my browser history and see the laundry list of various BBW and amateur chubby sites I’ve visited. And don’t look at me like I’m cracked or just in this for the chuckles. If Rome’s gonna’ burn, I want to make sure the fiddles are all in tune, you dig?

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.