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It’s September 30th! And TONIGHT Chasca gets corned to the wall at The Lost Well for Austin Corn Lovers Fiesta! | Seamus O'Sparks

It’s September 30th! And TONIGHT Chasca gets corned to the wall at The Lost Well for Austin Corn Lovers Fiesta!

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 30, 2016 — 1 min read

It’s September 30th! And TONIGHT Chasca gets corned to the wall at The Lost Well for Austin Corn Lovers Fiesta! Yes, Virginia, TONIGHT TONIGHT it’s THE MONSTERS OF COSTUME ROCK!!! No more talk; it’s time to take hard action to the solar plexus! Yep-people from hither and yon are gathering all weirdness unto them and, even as we speak, painting themselves up in order to GET IT ON TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT. So stick a needle in the eye of whatever personal demons possess you and get ready for the devil himself to look up your skirt. TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT!!! It’s going to be a wicked one….

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.