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Is the Illuminati responsible for the disappearance of the Hamburglar? | Seamus O'Sparks

Is the Illuminati responsible for the disappearance of the Hamburglar?

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 8, 2016 — 1 min read

Is the Illuminati responsible for the disappearance of the Hamburglar? Notice how the capital “i” and lower case “l”s in “Illuminati” look the same?? WHY CAN’T I BE A STUPID ILLUMINATO?

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.