Hey, I need some advice. I was reading about the secret initiation rites of the Illuminati. It’s pretty perverse-all the sex and drugs and John Denver music. Definitely my kind of scene. Do any of you know how I can join the Illuminati? I’m pretty sharp (almost 1,000 on my S.A.T.). Is there some kind of test you can take? I took the MENSA test. Stupid MENSA. I’m weird about those kind of tests-pretty slow off the line, but formidable in the stretch. I did real well on my MRSA test. Doc said I was positive! Maybe some of you could write me a letter of recommendation? Any suggestions are appreciated-thanks!
Hey, I need some advice
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