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YOWSER: Chasca had THE BEST time at The Rock Box in San Antonio | Seamus O'Sparks

YOWSER: Chasca had THE BEST time at The Rock Box in San Antonio

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 22, 2016 — 1 min read

YOWSER: Chasca had THE BEST time at The Rock Box in San Antonio on Saturday! It was hair-raising! Thanks EVERYONE for being so too arresting! Y’all were HAIR-RAISING in your awesomeness! Thanks Third Eye for having us out and for putting on an incredible show! We were blown away and Junior Scott had to wear a hat because it was a HAIR-RAISING experience! We love you San Antonio-we love you Rock Box-We love you Third Eye-We DO NOT love YOU-Earwigs…Earwigs, blech…I saw one this morning in the sink. I smashed it with my copy of The Book of Mormon. Thank you Joseph Smith!!! I <3 BIGAMY- I 0=3 Earwigs

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.