You know, women are incredibly smart and perceptive

You know, women are incredibly smart and perceptive. It’s a funny thing, because women like “the bad boy.” Now, I have done a lot of “bad” things in my life, but despite my best efforts, I have never been able to pull of being a “bad boy.” And women, God bless ’em, intuitively know this. I mean, I have made some very poor choices, bad decisions, thougthless gestures, insensitive remarks, selfish overtures, late payments, and inappropriate comments. I have taken: advantage, heroic doses, people for granted, more than my fair share, “it” to the “limit” and gross liberties. And despite all of my many acts of turpitude, I’ve never been able to be “the bad boy.” I’m absolutely cool with that too…In fact, I find it fascinating. You could compile a laundry list of all the many terrible things I’ve done and it would make me many things: a jack ass, egomaniac, selfish lover, premature ejaculator, jerk, cad, financial black hole, perpetual adolescent, huckster, creep, stalker, pervert, and wasteoid…but not a “bad boy.” Yes, terribly fascinating. So, to you women I offer a salute! Your ability to distinguish a dysfunctional geek from a “bad boy” is a credit to your vast skill set. And to you “bad boys” I say-excelsior! … TONIGHT-CHASCA AT FITZGERALDS IN SAN ANTONIO-come find your inner “bad boy.”