In these hairy times, wouldn’t it be nice to have something positive and reliable to embrace? How many times do you find yourself saying, “If only there were something I could turn to for comfort and relief.” Well, now there is: PORN. That’s right: PORN. For relaxing and restoring; ever buoyant never boring, it’s PORN. So next time you feel stressed or low, turn off that television and say, “HEY MOM, GIVE US PORN.” That’s right, PORN. De stress , make a mess-PASS THE PORN AND HONK YOUR HORN!!! PORN…
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