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I have a new job, although it will not be super long term | Seamus O'Sparks

I have a new job, although it will not be super long term

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 25, 2016 — 1 min read

I have a new job, although it will not be super long term. I’m a medieval peasant! And I love it! I carry bundles of wood and brush, and dig holes, plant things, carry burdens: basic toil. IT’S THE BEST!!! I’m outside on a bucolic and sylvan scape with trees and meadows and birds and bunnies. Sure, there are brown recluse spiders, scorpions, and snakes; BUT-I EASILY prefer dodging nature’s most toxic creatures and digging holes to dealing with those bipedal bags of poison science calls Homo Sapien Sapien…I LOVE BEING A PEASANT-I have found my true calling! <3 <3 <3

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.