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Happy mother’s day! | Seamus O'Sparks

Happy mother’s day!

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 8, 2016 — 1 min read

Happy mother’s day! On this day I am reminded of a brilliant quote (that I came up with): The only thing worse than desiring a woman is having a relationship with her… ain’t I a stinker…

Posted in: Holidays, Relationships

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.