TONIGHT- Chasca at 502 Bar in San Antonio!

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 15, 2016 — 1 min read

TONIGHT- Chasca at 502 Bar in San Antonio! We play at 11 pm. The Velvet Hues start the night at 10 pm. Remanon blows minds at midnight. Also, I (Seamus O Sparks) will be reading palms in the bathroom…for free. Yes sir, San Antonio, FREE HAND JOBS IN THE MEN’S ROOM AT 502 BAR TONIGHT!!! Spread the word, tell the cops, catch V.D. I predict there will be a lot of disappointed geeks in a San Antone bathroom tonight…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.