Seamus O Sparks checked in to Christian Gifts Outlet.

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 14, 2016 — 1 min read

This place rocks! I finally found the “Happy To Be Me” Jesus doll…you know, the one with the paunchier and less idealized/objectified body design. And they have a deal going; buy two gospel author disciple action figures and get a James the Lesser for 1/2 off the original price!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.