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MISSING: ONE TOE | Seamus O'Sparks

MISSING: ONE TOE

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 1, 2016 — 1 min read

MISSING: ONE TOE
LAST SEEN: Bathroom at Alpha Delta Pi House, San Marcos Texas 3/29/16
Description: Small, shrivelled, toe-like, dermal ridges with ulnar loops/whorl (slightly ingrown nail).
REWARD OFFERED FOR INFORMATION ON OR RETURN OF TOE
Toe means alot to owner-sentimental value (had toe when virgintiy was taken).
Please call 830-358-6642 with info. Ask for Seamus
Thanks

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.