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MISSING: ONE VIRGINITY | Seamus O'Sparks

MISSING: ONE VIRGINITY

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 1, 2016 — 1 min read

MISSING: ONE VIRGINITY
LAST SEEN: 3/18/ 89 William Cannon Drive, Austin Texas
Description: awkward, nervous, immature, slightly disappointed
REWARD OFFERED FOR INFORMATION ON OR RETURN OF VIRGINTY
Virginity means a lot to owner-sentimental value (was with him since birth).
Please call 830-358-6642 with info… or offer for three (plus) some. Ask for “Randy.”
Thanks

Posted in: Random, Sex

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.