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There’s a lot of stinky buzz in the air about this cat, Trump | Seamus O'Sparks

There’s a lot of stinky buzz in the air about this cat, Trump

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 4, 2016 — 1 min read

There’s a lot of stinky buzz in the air about this cat, Trump. I think we’re all missing something about what he potentially will bring to office. It seems, to me anyway, that he may be able to unite this country in a way that will be unprecedented because the Republicans hate him and Democrats hate him too. He may teach us to love one another based on the hate we share together. Maybe he is the choosen one the prophecies spoke of? Perhaps he will bring balance to the force? Maybe this country needs a little star-spangled Darth Vader in its life? Prophecies…why they gotta’ be so tricksy?

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.