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Hey, if you put meat down your pants you can get a gecko to crawl up your leg | Seamus O'Sparks

Hey, if you put meat down your pants you can get a gecko to crawl up your leg

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 26, 2016 — 1 min read

Hey, if you put meat down your pants you can get a gecko to crawl up your leg. It feels really neat (the gecko crawling, not the meat; though the meat doesn’t feel bad). Trust me, it’s a gas.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.