Thanks for nothing, Facebook. I pitched a sincere plea for help with my Witch’s Teat issue and all I got were a lot of cute jabs for my sincerity. Some friends you all are. I have a Witch’s Teat. And for that I’m now a figure of fun. That’s just sad. They say that Sir Francis Drake had a Witch’s Teat. The Spanish took the piss out of him too. Now their Armada’s gathering barnacles. You have another thing coming if you think you can pull the ole’ Giles Corey on me. Maledicta Antiquis…Oh, and for any of you swingers out there: do you think my Witch’s Teat will negatively impact my lifestyle? I think it makes me look cool.
Thanks for nothing, Facebook
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