Word from Iowa is that the results are too early to call. Too early to call and TOO LATE TO TURN BACK. You’re doomed America, better get right with God, ya’ hear. I guess it’s not that big a deal. I’ve been doomed for a long time. A woman farted so conspicuously at work today that her only manuever was to say, “excuse me.” She pulled it off with dignity too. Doomed schmoomed. Just learn to be yourself…
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