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Word from Iowa is that the results are too early to call | Seamus O'Sparks

Word from Iowa is that the results are too early to call

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 2, 2016 — 1 min read

Word from Iowa is that the results are too early to call. Too early to call and TOO LATE TO TURN BACK. You’re doomed America, better get right with God, ya’ hear. I guess it’s not that big a deal. I’ve been doomed for a long time. A woman farted so conspicuously at work today that her only manuever was to say, “excuse me.” She pulled it off with dignity too. Doomed schmoomed. Just learn to be yourself…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.