People like me because I tell it like it is

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 28, 2016 — 1 min read

People like me because I tell it like it is. And I’m telling you that this America needs a demagogue to make us GREAT again. I’m tired of not being GREAT. I wanna be so GREAT that we can eat cat litter and no one will laugh. And I think the word demagogue should be pronounced DEMA-GAH-GOO. And demgoguery should be pronounced DEMA-GAH-GWEERY. And in Austin, Chicon Street should be pronounced KYE-CON. THE GREAT DEMAGAHGOO HAS SPOKEN!!!!!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.