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I saw that new show, “Finding Dracula” last night | Seamus O'Sparks

I saw that new show, “Finding Dracula” last night

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 27, 2016 — 1 min read

I saw that new show, “Finding Dracula” last night. It’s my favorite show. And they actually found a Dracula. He was in the basement. That Dracula sure was testy. And every time they poked him he hissed. I like when they go out at night and do Dracula calls and find Dracula scat. I tried to do that on my YouTube series, “Finding David Gilmour.” I found some broken branches and a nest-but no David Gilmour. But I know he’s out there. Just like Dracula. Science is so awesome!!!!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.