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Thanks a million to everyone who made it out to The Blackheart last night! | Seamus O'Sparks

Thanks a million to everyone who made it out to The Blackheart last night!

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 3, 2016 — 1 min read

Thanks a million to everyone who made it out to The Blackheart last night! Y’all were an amazing crowd and we had the ultimate blast! I have never heard a room full of people yell, “penis” with such passion and volume. Well done! It made me think of my ultimate dream; the #1 item on my bucket list-the one true artitstic ambition I have: the one thing I want to acheive before I pay the debt which cancels all others. One day, I plan to play at Wembley Stadium before a capacity crowd. I will have all 70,000 souls yell, “penis” so loud that they hear it in Portugal. They will hear it and a warm wind will blow. You can help me acheive this…you and all of your friends. It will be a small but satisfying victory for us all. For a moment, the dark machinists of our age will shiver with self-doubt. HUGS AND KISSIES!!!! <3

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.