2016 WILL BE THE YEAR OF THE ??

2016 WILL BE THE YEAR OF THE ??-KINKY REVELATIONS FROM THE OLD GODS ON THE NEW YEAR-LONG POST: TOUGH TITTY
I have seen a number of posts decrying the year 2015 as foul. I hear ye. FEAR NOT! You may not know this but I’m pretty astute when it comes to reading the energy patterns of the universe and I can tell you that the omens are good. Last night, before the little Chasca show, I was outside the venue smoking cigarettes with my dear friend, Christopher Paul Cardoza. We were approached by a chatty, moon faced, Eskimo woman. She laid her story on us and shocked us with tales of half-men/half-bears whom she had taken home, seduced, and eaten. It was pretty heavy duty. She was a nice gal and as batty as Amaguq. While she was chewing on the stars, this coed walked by with a red, plunging, V-cut dress. She had humongous breasts. I’ll put it like this, the dress was wearing her. It made me feel funny in all the best ways. She must have been some Sumerian fertility goddess. Right at the peak of my ardor, the Eskimo put her cigarette out and said, “Awlright -sew newe I’m goonah goah mek friends” and smiled a gaping toothless grin that sorta’ melted my heart and definitely ran interference to my lusts. In that moment, I knew, the gods were at play. The spirit of 2016 was in the air. And it was ripe and vital and capricious and naughty. So, take heart. I have seen across the psychic spine of this new year and glimpsed it’s true form. I have an eye for these kind of things. And I can tell you that 2016 will be the year of the bonobo. And the world can’t tap into that kind of kinky animal energy soon enough. Bonobo monkeys are the most sexually active creatures on the planet, they don’t just have sex for mating, they have sex to resolve conflict, and to build bonds between members of the troupe, much of which is often initiated by the females. Zingo. It’s all happening. Not even Paul of Tarsus could kill the coming buzz. Now go be happy-this is OUR time, you noble frolicking apes. The universe has spoken to me on it, and I’m never wrong. I’m very fortunate that way. The gods like me…well, they seem to get a kick out of me at any rate. 2016- you gotta’ be there!!!