Does anybody want a Darth Vader? He followed me home from the latest Star Wars movie. He’s bad. He says things like, “Obi Wan is here” and ‘I’ll get you!” And he steals my cigarettes. No one can get any sleep around here and the cat’s been traumatized. I won’t even tell you what he does in the bathroom. So, let me know if you want him. We’ve been feeding him spaghetti-he seems to like that. Let me know quick-my nerves are about to go Alderaan.
Does anybody want a Darth Vader?
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